(I Believe in God) But I Don’t Believe in Clapton

A dog leaks

against a graffiti wall

summing it up

and its not

soiling the Desiderata

or the gospel of John

I'm behind the sun

I have money and cigarettes

and happiness on my shoulder

Lao Tzu had the blues

and a slow hand

way back in China

before

vinyl was created

He was a journeyman

in sandals

and robe

Me, I live in a church basement in

Baltimore between the

crossroads

of downtown

I am happy with the

squeaks of the mice

and the yellow paper

that litters the floor

God bestowed this to me

God Was Here

and He comes again

after midnight

every Sunday

using six strings

The Almighty

plays a mighty axe

that slide down your

spine

like honey

He touches me

like a warm cup of Chamomile

like a hug from a friend

like Clara Bows eyes

Willie and his hands

shake

from a nervous breakdown

..having never read the Bible

he can find no comfort

for his

pain

but me,

I'm OK

I got God on my side

and the Tao Te Ching

to keep me company

I don't need the color

of money to feel

wonderful tonight

I got what I got

and am happy

about it

So say I

Babe Of The Day

Joan Blondell

First Full Podcast!

 My first full podcast. Seventeen tunes sure to delight and thrill you to your bones. You'll dance a jig and perhaps waltz around your home. You'll dig this and I had a ball putting this together for you all to listen to. So go ahead and hit that play button...you won't regret it.

number one love – esquivel

1-2 crush on you – the clash

everything is broken – bob dylan

soul sucking jerk – beck

yellow submarine – akiko kanazawa

yankee rose – david lee roth

Kookie lend me your comb – edward byrnes & connie stevens

I dream of Jesus – dead milkmen

hungry like the wolf – duran duran

America, fuck yeah- dvda

don’t say nothing bad about my baby – the cookies

these boots are made for walking – alan tew orchestra

hostess with the mostest – frank black

nobodys business – lou reed

girlfriend in a coma – the smiths

Mary Christ – sonic youth

I got to put the hammer down – ween

Babe Of The Day

Playboy's Miss May of a unknown year.

a snippet into my night with the Yoko Ono fan...

.............
and then
we just started
downloading every
fucking song
we could
find by
Yoko Ono

we were hooked
and that chick could
rock and roll baby!
if you need
to know anything
about Yoko
or want me to
burn you a few
Yoko cds
man
let me know

"i'll keep that in
mind
man.
want another
beer?"

fuck yeah man!
can I pop in
this Yoko cd?

"..sure sure
just wait till
this Squeeze cd
finishes."

no problemo my good
funky friend. you are
gonna fucking
love
l-o-v-e
this fucking Yoko cd
man! it starts with Ask The Dragon
and then begins to
kick some serious
rock and roll ass
with
Kiss Kiss Kiss.

"great great man.
sounds fantastic. i
cant wait."

did you know
that in
1975
Yoko
bought a cow
that she later
sold for
over a million
dollars man? its
true.

"wow."

its true man.
really true. she
was a genius.
still is actually.
you know, after
John died
Yoko went
to
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Three Song Show...A KPH Sampler

Three tunes that are sure to put a tap into those toes. This is obviously a small show...look for my first biggie soon. For now enjoy what you got. 

Spill Away by Kevin Heyne

Turn those speakers up if you wanna hear this as it came out rather quiet. This is me and my pal Adam recording a tune I wrote. Please keep in mind that I cannot sing to save my life so try and enjoy it anyway.