Saturday, January 8, 2011

Burn This Locker Down by Kevin Heyne

   This is an original tune I wrote some time ago. I do NOT in anyway condone the burning of lockers or schools. That is for chumps and you ain't a chump so put those matches down, place the gasoline in the tank of your car where it belongs and douse this torches you carry around town and throw them into the Susquehanna river. Lets keep ourselves on the good side of the law now so please, for the love of Christ do not burn your locker down.
This was taped on my fancy ass Tascam recorder a few years back and I am using a Ibanez guitar that my wife gave to me as a birthday gift many moons ago and it still ranks in the top 5 of the greatest gifts I ever received.
One more thing..the disclaimer....I can't sing and I know that... also I can barely play that guitar and I know that as well. Just try and make it through the tune..OK?   Here are the lyrics:


got the jocks, the studs and the preps
popular, the losers and all the rest

burn that locker down

pep rally pom pom
hair spray bomb bomb
walking dead embalmed
waiting for the prom

burn this locker down

sadistic teachers
counselor hoaxers
basketball trotters
christian swindlers

burn this locker down

I got the matches,
they're dripping like a willow
torching the cubby
the photo of Scott Baio

burn that locker down

mistaken anarchy
covered in acne
the smell of sulfur
is rather tasty

burn this locker down

burn you fuckers
enjoy the heat
listen to my hoof beats
as I run away

burn that locker down

I ran away
right over the bridge
the damage is done

cause I
burned that locker down
nailed that fucker down
burn that locker down









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